duckdotcom:

assistant: and don’t forget sir that you have a meeting this afternoon with the stakeholders

dracula:

apricops:

hey writers if you want to make a metaphor for racism, please maybe remember that racism is literally based on nothing. Africans weren’t enslaved en masse because the Robo-Musa threatened to destroy the world, they were enslaved because it was economically rewarding and politically convenient. If at any point your allegory for racism includes “so <oppressed group> did this major catastrophe and” then you have not only missed the point but you are literally reinforcing the ideas that racism have let racism self-perpetuate (that e.g. black people are naturally dangerous and violent and must be contained or begrudgingly accepted by the Nice White People)

lilacalmondfoot:

one-pissed-off-child:

manywinged:

manywinged:

yeah sorry i just don’t think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial.

yes of course she did it. why do you think i married her.

Originally posted by glennethph

problematick:

pandabibble:

faggot-friday:

faggot-friday:

faggot-friday:

faggot-friday:

YES I’M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

i may be stupid

you shut your whore mouth

i won’t hesitate bitch

vexwerewolf:

kushblazer666:

I love that this post doesn’t include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.

tardigrade-gaming:

clip858:

NEW SEX DROPPING SOON

It’s here!!!